I AM FROM THE FUTURE


This is for my friends who are still in high school who are wondering what a serious life in college is like.

Everything here is twenty years in the future. Everyone wears shiny plastic suits that don't breath. There are cars that hover and people here no longer talk to each other. We just read each others thoguhts using our latent-developed psychic powers of telepathy from our overgrown frontal lobes.

Movies now come in surround-smell and mutant weiner dogs have taken over politics.

Seriously, the reason for this is the international dateline. Frickin obese Santa Claus tripped over it. That's why Rudolph's nose is so red.

Hahahaha. Behold my futuristic prowess and gentlemanly abilities... of the future.

College isn't really all that bad. You'll only always get the feeling like you've performed a lot of effort but it never gets you anywhere (like a threadmill) but that's part of the cycle. It teaches you that life isn't supposed to be fair and it's a universal law that everyone's better than you.

Oh right, I'm supposed to inspire you. Well, the sad truth is that it is the truth. What you can do about it is to teach yourself that you can break free from the sad sad things college can do to you (besides educate you painfully whether you like it or not... more of the not. The future is bright for you and is really seriously what you make out of it.

So yeah, good luck when you get here. The future is bright for you.

And is twenty-years away.... Good Luck.