Silly Nothings

1. Why won't yellow stabilo work on yellow pad?
2. Instead of cleaning things up, why does liquid paper just make a mess on yellow pad.
3. On a Coke machine, press Coke 3 times, Sprite 4 times, Diet Coke 2 times, then Coke 3 times. Put in some money and press Coke. Out comes a Pepsi.
4. If 7-11 is open 24 hours, why does its doors have locks?
5. How come monosyllabic has five syllables?
6. Non-christian mean girl to Christian girl: You Christians think you're so Catholic...
7. Sign in a bar: Ladies are advised not to have babies in the bar.
8. Laundromat: Drop your trousers here for best results.
9. You'll know it's spring in Manila when the smog gets greener.
10. Based on my experience, if you're girlfriend tells you that her new clothes are nothing, she usually means it.