...UHH...

Have you ever been to some place you were never meant to be? And yet even if you were in a place, you somehow enjoyed the experience? Well, I'm not so sure myself but let me tell about something anyway.
Monday morning. Not a good time to be awake, for me at least. I came to school, half-asleep. I barely even knew what I wore or ate when I got up. Hopefully, it wasn't cereal with Bailey's... again. So anyway, I went inside the comfort room in front of the chapel. I was thinking (which wasn't straight or even clear) that maybe I could still get some shut-eye in one of the stalls. Then, in as if some form of habit, I pulled my pants and my skivies down and sat on the throne. I even forgot to lock the door, but hey, as long as I could get some sleep, I'm okay with everything... or so I thought.
I woke up some time later. Then, I found the door wide open and there was someone squatting in front of me, tapping my head. To my surprise, it was a girl. What shocked me even more was that she was pointing her camera phone at me.
What are you doing here? I could only ask.
Then she giggled. "You do know that this was the girl's room, right?"
What?!
I immediately stood up and saw that there were, I don't know, four or five other girls behind her, giggling and blushing as well.
Huh?! They were giggling too much for a guy in the girl's room, I thought. Was this the first time they saw one?
Then, it suddenly hit me as I looked down. I was exposed from the waist down. I guess my face burned a real bright red too when I heard someone say, "Look! He's so cute when he blushes," and then, I don't know why, but it took me a long time to react on that. I didn't even rush to pull my pants on or even cover the exposed... uhh... member.
I just knew I did something when one of the girls came into the stall and said through a fit of gigles, "Here, let me help you with that," as she reached for my pants.
At this, I shot my hands down and pulled it up high before she could do something about it. Then, with closed eyes, I tore through the girls and out of the comfort room.
"Come back, okay?" someone yelled after me, which was then followed by a more louder fit of giggles.
Well... that was fun. Maybe next time, I'll be awake everytime I go somewhere. At least, it's already over. That's what matters to me most.


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Girl1: You did get a picture of it, right?
Girl2: Of course, my phone's memory's already full of it.
Girl3:He's so cute. Send some of those to me.
Girl2: I know he is. But check this other picture out...
Girl1:Oh my... Shame on you
Girl3: You shouldn't put that one on the Internet, you know.
Girl2: I know, I know. But gosh, I never seen anything like it.
Girl1: How did get to that size?
Girl3: He was probably blushing there too.

Silly Nothings

1. Why won't yellow stabilo work on yellow pad?
2. Instead of cleaning things up, why does liquid paper just make a mess on yellow pad.
3. On a Coke machine, press Coke 3 times, Sprite 4 times, Diet Coke 2 times, then Coke 3 times. Put in some money and press Coke. Out comes a Pepsi.
4. If 7-11 is open 24 hours, why does its doors have locks?
5. How come monosyllabic has five syllables?
6. Non-christian mean girl to Christian girl: You Christians think you're so Catholic...
7. Sign in a bar: Ladies are advised not to have babies in the bar.
8. Laundromat: Drop your trousers here for best results.
9. You'll know it's spring in Manila when the smog gets greener.
10. Based on my experience, if you're girlfriend tells you that her new clothes are nothing, she usually means it.